| Birthday: | 24 October | | Profile: | hi..
boy:pwede ko poh bah ligawan anak nyo?
nanay:ndee pede nag aarawl pa xa..
boy:sigeh poh..mamaya na lng uwian
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SABI NILA...bawal daw isuot ang WEDDING GOWN
bago ang kasal,malas daw,at di matutuloy ang kasal
ee isuot ko kea UNIFORM ko mimiya..?
baka sakaling di matuloy ang paxok bukas :)
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apo:lola,alam nyu poh naalala kitah twing umuulan..
lola:[nakangiti]ah!tlgah, bakit nmn apo?
apo:kaxe poh amoy LUPA xD
lola:pak you!!
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`ndee ko lam kung wala ka sa lkod ko..
pakiramdam ko lahat ng gagawen ko mali.ang masama
pah wala ka pra itama yun
~lapis.[nagiging emo din pla}
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how can i believe..if in the middle of 'believe'
was the world LIE..
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boy:ayako ng suot mu ang iksi
girl:ok sorry
boy:sa susunod mahabng mahaba ng isuot mu
understand??
girl:madre bah ako?
boy:tapos magsuot ka ng belo
girl:di ka nakakatawa
boy:tapos susuotan kitah ng sing sing xD ♥♥
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BOB ONG VS JUAN TAMAD
bob ong:parng elevator lng yan,bakit mu pagsisiksikan sarili mu kung wala ng space para seu.meron nmng hagdan ayw mu lng panxinin
juan tamad:mapuno man ang elevator sigurado nmng babalik din yun,at darating din ang panahon na makakasakay ka den,bakit ko ipipilit ang sarili ko sa hagdan.mas nakakapagod nmn yun kaysa pag hihinty....
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SINGLE IS SEXYY[Ohaaa napghahalataang single?!]
being single used to mean nobody wanted you..now it means that youre pretty,sexy, and youre taking your time deciding how your life you want be and who you want to spend with xD..
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BEFORE MARRIAGE
HE:yes at last it was so hard to wait..
she:do you want me to leave..?
he:NO! dont even think about it..
she:do you love me..?
he:of course!over and over!
she:have you ever cheated on me?
he:NO!why are you even asking?
she:will you kiss me?
he:every chance i get..
she:will you hit me?
he:are you crazy?!im not that kind of person!
she:can i trust you?
he:yes
she:darling..
AFTER MARRIAGE
read from bottom going up..xD
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AKO MISMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahah ikaw den miss ko...
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boy:para kang selpon ko,pag di ko makitah hinahanp hanap ko..
girl:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww;)
boy:tiyaka pag pinagsawaan papalitah ;)
girl:ina mu!
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boy:oi ano crush kitah..
girl:aw crush din kea kitah,dati pah buti umamen ka nah..
boy:meh gus2 ako seu aminin..3words xa..
girl:aw;)[ i love you cguro]
boy:JOKE JOKE JOKE~!
girl::aaa tana mooo!!
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ang kalungkutan..
ang kalungkutan ay parang
asong walang amo
adik na walng bato
dinuguan na walng puto
ulo na walng buhok
zesto na walng straw
tinolang walng sabaw
bahay na walng ilaw
magsasaka na walng kalabaw
dancer na walng galaw
at..
AKOO pag walng IKAWW..
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ndee ko ikamamatay ang pagtitig nya sa ibah
yung tinititigan nya ang mapapatay koo!!!
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girl:maghiwalay na lng teu!
boy;okay lng babalikan ko na lng yung ex ko
girl:abah ang kapal mu tlgah!we are officially break!
KINABUKASAN
BOY:i still love you..
girl:dibah break na teu?babalikan mu pa nga yung ex mu dibah?
boy:etoh na nga.binabalikan na ulit kitah ♥♥
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